A day in the life of Ashley.

prozacmilk:

if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore

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dragonpikachu:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

aiyuwithoutatrace:

wegotplansforsammy:

wibblywobblytimeturners:

somewherethats-green:

the worst fuckin thing is

“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”

like no

“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”

“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”

“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”

The last one seems more doable

(via ridinghi)

dollyfarton:

ineedmasculism:

lundsdotter:

The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow. 

I need masculism because I am afraid.

you should be

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_{The cast of Disney on Broadway’s Newsies with Neil Patrick Harris at the 2013 Tony Awards at Radio City Music Hall}

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my dad: who the hell is watching dragon tales on netflix? 

me:

(Source: fuckyeahdragontales, via hurricanekelsey)

Goth opera. Blood saga. Sometimes I wonder how we ever got here. Old grudges. Scorned lovers. Sometimes I wonder why we don’t all move on.’Cause we all end up in a tiny pine box. A mighty small drop in a mighty dark plot.

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sam-wienerchester:

bbqutie:

SHE DID THAT SHIT

WHAT HTE FUCK

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(via im-perfucked)

loki-dokey:

megumiovvo:

chuck-charles:

i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye

jfc

watch it

THIS IS GLORIOUS OH MY GOD

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